And if the devil threw in the Brian Atwood round-toeds, I might even sell my minidress collection, too.
After seeing Kerry Washington's Miuccia-designed dress and clutch at last week's Independent Spirit Awards, I'm now even more inclined to type in the keywords "sell" "soul" and "Prada" into the Google search prompt.
Though they look like distinct entities - a cream satin shell and burgundy tulip mini - this is actually a runway-modified two-toned dress from Prada's Spring/Summer 2007 collection.
It's sophisticated, it's prim, and with the simple black, round-toed patent-leather Brian Atwood pumps, it's a look that could easily be pulled off in our buttoned-up city.
It's also an ensemble that could easily be replicated for a price friendlier to my meager military analyst budget.
To see me recreate this Prada and Brian Atwood outfit for a whole lot less, login later tonight.