07 March 2007

The anti-Eva eye-makeup

Remember what I said about equilibrium, how for every woman in skinny-heeled peeptoes, a fabulous wrapdress and just so sideswept bangs there is her block-heeled pilgrim-buckled pump, boxy sheath, Mom bob counterpart?

Upon seeing Eva's lure-me-to-the-other-side cat-eye and now Christina's frightening circus face, I understand this concept holds true in the world of celebrity makeup as well.

Click at your own risk, but I should warn you, in addition to seeing up close the psychedelic color wheel painted on her face, you'll get a mouthful of arm hair thick as a day laborer's.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear God! Don't these people have makeup artists? she looks like the painted her face in the limo on her way over to the club. And with a roller, not a brush.

Anonymous said...

it sort of looks like the makeup they put on Broadway actors so that people sitting in the waaaaay back can still see their faces.

She looks a right mess, for sure.

Anonymous said...

This is appauling. She literally looks like a clown!