All morning I've been trying to figure out just how this fiercely toned stomach and these wonky thighs can be attached to the same 25 year old woman.
I thought and thought and thought about it until I got such a brain headache I decided it'd be easier to first negotiate a Treaty of Friendship between China and Japan, craft a strategy to quell the insurgency in Al Anbar province and finally, convince all American children to want Marmite-and-butter sandwiches instead of Lunchables.
Phew, after all that, I think I'm ready to take a second look.
(taking a second look)
Nope, still flummoxed. And on my way to the Post Office to mail this hot mess some pants.
6 comments:
I feel so much better about my own thighs now. Thank you for the ego boost!
What a lazy-ass ho. I can't believe she's getting her fat "melted" with procedures instead of working it off like pretty much everyone else in the new Mommy club (Kate, Gwen, Katie, Angelina, etc.)
She's got access to the best trainers, chefs, nutritionists, everything. So infuriating!
She looks like one of those women from the TLC post-gastric-bypass-surgery specials.
And if her thigh looks like that while she's walking, just imagine how it must look when she's dancing.
There goes my lunch...
Ehewwww
While this Brit thigh photo may not cause the same passionate debate that insued upon release of the London Evening Standard's photo of the "Jubilation on the streets of Baghdad FREEDOM"...clearly, Brit is the victim of photo manipulation...NO... Hollywood fakery!
Wow! What hater-ation from the peanut gallery LMAO
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