"I was very sexual in kindergarten. I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I created a game where I'd kiss the boys and give them all cooties. Then we'd make out and we'd take our clothes off. I got in trouble a lot."
(Angelina Jolie in the latest issue of Britain's OK! Magazine)
It makes sense if you think about it.
An effortless, obvious-to-everyone-who-even-looks-at-her primal sexuality like Angie's isn't something that develops over time but rather is so organically a part of her personality she probably just discovered it one day when she crossed her legs a little too tightly in the middle of her teacher's reading of Hatchet.
And then again during spelling class. And the next day during her fractions test.
What's that, kindergarten doesn't have spelling and fractions?
My bad, I must be thinking of some other precocious little thing...