Miss me, mmm'kay?

Off to a conference 'til Friday!

I do apologize for not telling you sooner, but I figured it'd be less painful this way. You know, like a bullet to the back of the head instead of contracting Ebola?

And speaking of bullets to the head, I so strongly suggest you drag your boyfriend, girlfriend, parent or whomever to go see the new Jet Li, Jason Statham film War, now out in theaters. In addition to the absolute hotness of Li's emotionless elimination of anyone and anything that gets in his way, you'll also get to see the trailer for what promises to be - after Shoot 'Em Up - my favorite action film of the year. Between Bellucci and Kurylenko, the cinematic second half of 2007 looks like it's gonna shape up pretty darn well.

Trailers I & II for Hitman (relase date, November 21st):