Ruffled halter blouse from Pop: $49
Ruffled taffeta D&G skirt from Neiman Marcus' 'Last Call' sale: $144.20
Burgundy opaque tights by DKNY: $12
Exposed platform pumps by Marni: um, okay, so moving on...
1/6 of a Miller Light longneck handle-pack: $.88*
Cadbury Creme Egg pre-party snack: $.89
Monte's permission to go out: belly rub and $1.50 braided bully stick
(HRL in Alexander Wang; C in DvF)
Um yeah, dude, for you, anything, just as long as you spare us the gratuitous name-dropping, the visible shock at meeting three women smarter than you who don't look like Spam hash and your suffocating downpour of Chaps cologne.