After spending much time with her W Magazine photo shoot, I decided I needed to give Victoria Beckham a chance.
And I'm trying, really I am, but for every point she earns with her thinly-veiled attempts at friendliness and her impractically high stilettos while browsing the aisles at Toys-R-Us, she ruins her chances by doing things like taking my beloved, favorite-item-for-Fall Roland Mouret 'Moon dress', desecrating it with god-awful Pepto-pink, topping it off with a matchy-matchy Malibu-Barbie-looking Hermès Birkin bag and for some reason I still can't quite understand, insisting on maintaining that fake-as-hell platinum hair color.
If it weren't for her impressive almond-toed Sergio Rossi platform pumps, the perfect fit of the Mouret sheath, the Starbust-sized, pear-shaped bauble on her left ring finger (so ridiculous it's fabulous) and of course, that under-these-Tom-Ford-glasses-I'm-laughing-at-all-of-you expression, I might be tempted to cut Miss Posh even before the real game begins.
Scientology brochure-pusher or not, I'd advise spending more quality time over at the crazy compound with your newly-realized BFF so that perhaps by osmosis her good taste might dilute your own.
15 July 2007
When my least favorite color happens to my favorite dress
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I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her where she wasn't wearing sunglasses.
she looks weirdly like Nicole Richie. Time for a change in your look Posh.
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i like those glasses - can you ID a cheaper similar version Johanna? maybe a post on sunglasses soon? (i know summer is halfway over but...)
even on the rare occasions when i like what's she wearing, i can't get past the fact that she is an oompa-loompa shade of orange. it's terribly distracting.
She is gorgeous lady!! Love her dress, shoes and sunglasses!! Wonderful choice!!
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