11 April 2007

Spring Essentials (pt. V): wide headband and transition-tee

I can take a hint. I can read into the comment drop-off since I embarked on this six-part epic. I get it, you aren't interested in lengthy explanations for why this item made my list and that one didn't. In fact, you probably don't give a whit about my list at all. I made the mistake the FOX reality show production team does -- I took a 30-minute concept and tried to stretch it out over 12 one-hour episodes. For that, I apologize.

From what I can tell, you just want put-downs of style-retarded DC women, pictures of my puppy and sexually-charged descriptions of women for whom I'd leave my future husband, move from the city to the country and give up premium cable for scone baking, berry picking and crystal worshipping.

That's what the comment metrics tell me, anyway.

So unless I hear differently, I'm going to channel my energy elsewhere and only give you the witty highlights instead of the full analysis. And like every academic I've ever known, if I've already written something on the subject, I'm gonna reuse - and redirect you - instead of wasting my time with redundancies.
Starting here with headbands. And here for transition-tees.

And since there aren't any pictures to distract you from that TPS Report, watch my second favorite scene from one of the most influential films of my formative years, Heathers:

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

agreed - back to the snarky comments about dc fashion and attractive women we would all leave our future husbands for.

M said...

I loooove that movie! This clip just brought so much joy to my drab Wednesday.

nyc belle said...

I do appreciate the full analysis - It gives me the full picture and of course I luv the put-downs of style-retarded DC women, those are the best... I say keep the full analysis

denver fan said...

I'm somewhere in between. I like reading everything you write, but I most enjoy the bitchiness, so...as long as you do both, I'll keep coming back.

OMG, love the "Heathers" clip :-)

Anonymous said...

Heathers! One of my favorites too!

Anonymous said...

Don't be too hard on yourself. I bought a khaki trench I saw on your site.

Anonymous said...

I do enjoy the full analysis as well. I have been updating my wardrobe so I really like hearing the plusses and minuses of everything. BUT I do love the snarky comments, keep them coming!

Anonymous said...

Please don't stop doing the full analysis! The bitchiness is terrific of course, but the full analysis is also very appreciated.