The other half of "Fugs-n-Jugs"

This doesn't usually happen, but for some reason, a spell of OCD has come over me and I feel compelled - no, obligated - to reestablish equilibrium in my small corner of the blogosphere by posting something about Jessica Simpson's current flame John "the poor man's Peter Cetera" Mayer.

Since I don't really "do" men's fashion and he doesn't really live a gossipy existence other than having a reputation for enjoying "really dirty sex" (triple yawn), I've decided to share with you "I'm Gonna Find Another You," otherwise known as the only reason to consider buying the mop-topped crooner's latest album, Continuum.

Whenever I listen to this song, I can't help but envision John, broken-hearted, singing these lines one day in the post-Jessica future. I wonder if he'll amend the "If I'm forced to find another/I hope she looks like you" lyric to something slightly more along the lines of "If I'm forced to find another/I hope she offers intellectual challenge" or "If I'm forced to find another/I hope she doesn't ask so many questions during Coen Brothers' films." Just a thought.

So here below is the Fugs half of Fugs-n-Jugs singing the most honest moving-on-'cause-I-ain't-got-no-choice song I've heard since Eamon's romantic 2004 ballad, "Fuck it (I don't want you back)."

"I'm Gonna Find Another You" by John Mayer: