17 March 2007

Angelina makes old-woman clothes look good

It was revealed on Friday that St. John would re-up its contract with the lovely Angelina Jolie after her first year as spokeswoman saved their image from the isn't-that-the-sh*t-Bea-Arthur-wore-on-'Golden-Girls'? hole it had dug itself through years and years of dressing thick boring women like Hillary Clinton and Madeleine Albright in their navy and oatmeal knits.

Oh, and Angie also helped earn the company a place in the $400 million club. That might have something to do with it, too.

I'm pretty convinced these pictures from her first campaign are fraudulent (i.e. what a DC housewife sees certainly isn't what she's gonna get), but whether they are or aren't, I can't deny the warm flush that comes over me when I look at them.

Ladies and gentlemen, the undisputed hottest mother of four children under the age of five:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have no words, except that I doubt anyone is looking at the clothes in those ads. Flawless!

Anonymous said...

I especially like that close-up of her in the hat. Hands down she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. Lucky Angie? More like lucky *Brad*!