26 February 2007

Impressive side-boob takes Biel from a 6.5 to a 9

I wasn't crazy about this '80s-pink column dress with extended-keyhole back the first time I saw it saunter down Oscar de la Renta's runway at Bryant Park two weeks ago.

Likewise, I wasn't crazy about it when I disappointingly realized my muse was making her Oscar presenter debut in it last night.

But now, from this angle, well, all I can say is that the side-boob makes all the difference.

Her choice still isn't on par with Nicole's or Cate's, but indisputable evidence that her breasts don't need support almost cancels out that sheen-depleted frizz-puff on her head and that pink lemonade Lip Smackers gloss on her lips.

Almost.


And no, these pictures aren't identical. If you look really closely - I mean, get your face right in there - you'll see that the first photo shows about two centimeters more curvature of her left lady bit than the second.

Plus, I like the coy uh-huh-they're-that-great look she's got on her face in the latter photo.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yum.

Anonymous said...

Pink dress? What pink dress? I'm too mesmerized by the side cleavage to see anything else.

And I'm a hetero girl like you, JC!

Uh...yeah.

Anonymous said...

I like the dress. The style of it, anyway. The color is okay - not awful, not great.

It's nice to see her showing off other body parts for a change. Now we can hate her for her awesome side-boob-age, too!

but I do agree with you on her hair. she has such pretty locks, why would she pile it all up on her head like that?

Anonymous said...

I've seen that "uh-huh-they're-that-great look" somewhere before.

And they are.

Anonymous said...

I've seen the look, too - on MANY occasions - but unfortunately, I don't know if they are.

Sigh...