It's down to the final fitting...

Not that any of you need a reminder, but tomorrow at this hour we'll be in the midst of the red carpet arrivals for Oscar Night 2007.

I'm most looking forward to Cate, Penelope, Natalie, and Scarlett's gown choices, but honestly, on Oscar night, surrounded by a buffet of homemade finger foods and the women in my life whose love for all things celebrity is almost on par with my own, I'm pleased as punch to see just about anyone traipse through that flash-bulb gauntlet in their borrowed jewels, double-stick tape and freshly-injected Restylane.

Even Kathy Griffin.

Red carpet coverage will be televised on nearly every network starting at 6pm, but the awards themselves are exclusively shown on ABC beginning at 8pm.

Also, the best supporting actor and actress awards are no longer handed out first and second, respectively. Instead, they now join the best original/adapted screenplay, director, actor, actress and film awards in the last hour, which is presumably but not always between 10 and 11pm.

Full coverage of who I think the best dressed bitches on the block are can be found here tomorrow shortly after 6pm.

FYI: Monte's coat and tails are made by Pup-n-stuffs and his smoldering expression was completely unprompted