07 February 2007

Forgive me, but I can't stop staring

I'm trying really hard to find something wrong with this picture, to associate it with a step back for women or some kind of freakish circus trick.

But in the hour or so I've been staring at Dita in this getup, all I can come up with is that she could do with a slight nail trim and brow thread.

Overall, I think this look is downright delicious. More than slightly uncomfortable, but delicious.

And though some might disagree, I think this piece could definitely be work appropriate - even in DC - if paired with a conservative little sheath, patterned tights, and a pair of red peeptoes.

Here's to an unnatural 18-inch waist and a naughty under-the-covers secret.


a fan said...

that canNOT be comfortable.

but wow, talk about a perfect hourglass shape.

don't get any ideas, JC. channel the effort to the Biel-tastic booty and the booty alone.

you may not have that tiny a waist, but at least you're waaaay prettier :-)

Johanna said...

I'm on my way to go work on that Biel-booty *right* this second.

Anonymous said...

your dedication is an inspiration to us all!

Anonymous said...

There is NO way that outfit is work appropriate, unless it's covered in a sack. For the love of God, don't even try.


Johanna said...

Like I said, my perspective on audience-appropriateness may be blinded by the fabulousness of Fashion Week.

But still, I think it'd be pretty hot to wear to work on a special day. And by "special" I don't mean V-day, I mean the day you pick your man up at the airport in nothing but that, some 4.5 inch peeptoes, a trench, red nail polish and some carefully-applied come hither eye makeup.