If I had a sugar daddy...

Lurex halter dress by Lela Rose

$1,695 at net-a-porter.com

Anyone but a Scientologist...

Another of my favorite rosette-adorned dresses bites the dust at the hands of a C-list celebrity, reminding me once again of the sad reality that even actresses who haven't worked in years can still afford clothes I can't.

Jenna Elfman making maternity-wear - and a mockery with that gaudy-ass necklace - out of Lela Rose: