04 May 2007

I was *thisclose* to getting over her...

And then she takes a photo like this.

Well played, Ms. Biel.

Whomever it was at Elle who made the call for Jessica to wear a turtleneck and a fat-strapped Swatch watch deserves a king-size box of Mike & Ikes for their sound judgment. Were it not for those two components, one might look at a picture like this - the two-inch hemline, the stripper heels, the reflective titty-bar-stage surface and the uh-uh-yeeeaah-I-like-it-like-that pose - and think twice about considering her a serious actress.

Keep trying, honey, you're just two Nicholas Cage/Jerry Bruckheimer films away from Vivien Leigh status.

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