12 April 2007

Let me help you max out your/his credit card


Because so many of you have e-mailed and asked me where, why and how I pick my "Sugar Daddy" and "Since I don't (yet)" items, I thought I'd temporarily step outside my territorialist self and provide for you the URL of every online boutique in my soon to be not-so-secret cache.


For those three items that pry me out of bed - and my puppy's loving paws - each morning, I've put together a separate list for each for your convenience.

Yes, I know there are repeats. No, they are not in any particular order. I thought to alphabetize them about halfway through this endeavor but realized I'd rather spend that 10 minutes looking up online who won the Food Network's "Award Cakes Challenge," the last five minutes of which I missed last night due to his Highness' strategically-timed and apparently incapable-of-even-a-short-delay need to use the facilities.

Oh, and yes, that is another gratiuitious photo of Dita von Teese. I couldn't find one of her - or Monica or Scarlett - making an online purchase, so this had to do.

Happy shopping!

Shoes:

Swimwear:

Lingerie:

Clothing (department stores)

Clothing (boutiques):
*your editrix's favorites

17 comments:

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This is the absolute WORST thing you could have posted on a boring Thursday afternoon.

Not only am I getting my paycheck tomorrow, but my boss isn't here and I've just had to accept I'm not going to get anything done today.

So thanks. Thanks a whole lot.

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AC said...

i am your new biggest fan. seriously. evil yet knowledgeable fashion criticism and fabulous wit - you make my day. and i'm sure you already know of it, but i didn't see it listed - a favorite site of mine is www.blaec.com - among other great items, they have a great selection of rock & republic jeans and feminine Yeojin Bae dresses, which they pair with SWORD's gorgeous, supple leather bombers. possible item for "if i had a sugar daddy"?

Jo said...

I'm bookmarking this post.

Thank you.

And it was lovely meeting you on Friday!

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