15 January 2007

Golden Globes: Best/Worst/Most Inspirational

Best: Reese Witherspoon
Worst: Nicolette Sheridan

Most Inspirational: Helen Mirren's ageless breasts

Fine, they've deflated a little since 1973, but Dame is 61 years old and able to rock this dress support-free -- that in itself deserves an award. Since I think "The Queen" was a complete bore and unworthy of anything other than a good long nap, I'm choosing to believe she received her Globes instead for the spectacular performance her enviable lady bits put on last night.

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