Oh, did I see her.

I identified my first project this morning only 2 oldies into my new "Maltshop Memories" playlist.

As she awkwardly lumbered through - not by, but through - the rest of the on-foot commuters at the corner of 16th and M Streets, quite appropriately, the Chiffons harmonized "One Fine Day" into my new noise-reduction headphones.

One fine day, indeed, for my inaugurative ConnAve fashion breakdown. And you better believe I'm gonna break this one down.

Waaay down. *Downtown* down.

I'll shut up now.