I wish I could send you over to imagebeaver.com to peruse the eight very bare, very NSFW Playboy glossies of KimKar in all her disproportionately-large-ladybits glory, but unfortunately, sometime between last night and this afternoon the upstanding gentlemen who run the site decided to take the leaked photos down.
I know, I know, I'm making a sad face, too.
But be sure to take that disappointment and turn it upside down and inside out by checking out tonight's episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" at 10:30 on the E! Channel. Watching her do a swimsuit shoot certainly isn't the same as watching her make kitten eyes while wearing a triple-strand pearl-necklace "dress," but calm down, there are only a few more days 'til the December issue of Playboy hits a newsstand near you.
UPDATE: these pics now unavailable